gofundme-new-handcycle

God help me, I just opened my first GoFundMe account to raise $5,000 for a gleaming new black state-of-the-art Invacare Top End Force RX racing handcycle with disk brakes, high pressure clincher tires, and SRAM components offering 30 gears and a hollow pin chain.

But I’m an aging minister and I know the value of repentance, so let me assert here, publicly, that I’m sorry I did it. I promise I’ll never ever do anything like this again. Forgive me. GoFundMe accounts are for children with terminal illnesses and the families of firefighters who have lost their lives. My appeal is an embarrassment.

Now, with that off my chest, perhaps I can sleep better.

Please ignore my GoFundMe request. It’s a pathetic grasp at a youthfulness that has long since slipped through my fingers. I’ve really debased myself t