"What do you hate more, snow or stairs?"
"Uncle Frank, take me to the park." "Can't. Legs don't work."
"Stick. Rock. Glass." "You don't need to point out every obstacle. I've been on a sidewalk before."
"Hey Frank, you coming to the protest?" "Those sons of bitches. What are we protesting?"
"There's a new kid at school and his dad is just like you."
"Hey Frank, You wanna sponsor me? I'm rolling in a 5k."
I finally got my service dog! His name is Bernie and he's the best.
"How's it looking?" "Not good."
Billy, tell Dad what you want to be when you grow up.